WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says "No, it means -
...With Idiot For Ever"

Tension of a professor

Sms 35: Tension of a professor:
I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures.
But I got angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if is working or not!

Sardar's radio

Once Sardar's radio was damaged.
He opens it and finds dead rat inside..
Sardar: "Oh God! Singer is dead!"

Text books

Even if all musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep, they cannot win our Text books...

First Love

For all those who have lost their precious first love...
Here is a nice T-shirt quote..
"Single again but now with experience...!"

Think think think

Think sweet, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great. I know its too hard.. Here is a shirtcut .. Just think of me.. huhu.. :-)

Reduce Alcohol

A good way to reduce Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage- Drink whenever you are SAD.
After Marriage- Drink whenever you are HAPPY.

The Worst Situation

True fact:
The worst situation of life is when you are asked to smile for a photograph on your lover's marriage...!!!

Santa & Banta

Santa :People consider me as GOD.
Banta :how did you know?
Santa :when I went to park today, everybody said "oh GOD, you have come again"