Coins make sound

Coins always make sound. But the currency notes are always silent.
So when your value increases, keep yourself calm and silent!

Light & Dark

When you are in light, everything will follow you.
But when you enter dark, even your own shadow will not follow you
-Hitler

Most touching lines

The most touching lines said by a person who has been hurt a lot...
"They all fooled me always because I loved them like a mad..."

Advantage of speaking truth

The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that we don't have to remember what we said...

Life gives answers

Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what we want.
It says no & gives you something better
It says wait & gives you the best...

WIFE

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says "No, it means -
...With Idiot For Ever"

Tension of a professor

Sms 35: Tension of a professor:
I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures.
But I got angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if is working or not!